14 hours ago[234,503 notes]reblog

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

15 hours ago[228,868 notes]reblog

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

15 hours ago[133,139 notes]reblog

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

15 hours ago[140,048 notes]reblog

herroharrypotter:

tetronix:

OK AT THIS POINT I AM CONVINCED THAT TRELAWNEY IS A 100% LEGIT SEER

you know what else

in greek mythology there was a seer named Cassandra who was given her powers by the god Apollo, and Apollo later cursed her so that nobody would believe any of her prophecies, which all turned out to be true, when she refused to sleep with him.

what’s trelawney’s great-grandmother’s name? CASSANDRA.

CAN WE ALL APPRECIATE TRELAWNEY RIGHT NOW

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Can we all appreciate the detailed effort JK Rowling puts into her novels?

15 hours ago[288,437 notes]reblog

supernaturalapocalypse:

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

Dean and Sam

16 hours ago[34 notes]reblog
17 hours ago[290,335 notes]reblog

consultingsexsymbol:

im-quite-the-screamer:

lady-redrum:

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

TAKE NOTE.

HEY LOOK

THANK YOU

18 hours ago[2,188 notes]reblog

simplypotterheads:

Has everyone finished their last minute shopping in Diagon Alley? Started packing your trunks yet? Tomorrow is September 1st!

18 hours ago[290,904 notes]reblog

hashtag-troyler:

always-troyler:

theiloveyousxx:

ewrin:

city-nvr-sleeps:

this is one of my favourite gifs on the internet

It was all so hot for a moment and then it was all so troye

I remember seeing this on tumblr and reblogging it because it was funny and it’s so weird that was Troye who is now one of my idols lol

i just realized THE FUCKING NOTES

18 hours ago[3,918 notes]reblog

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

19 hours ago[20,006 notes]reblog

dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

20 hours ago[692,991 notes]reblog

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

20 hours ago[228,317 notes]reblog

untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

20 hours ago[1,304 notes]reblog
It’s complicated

osassybutclassyo:

Tyler Oakley + Darren Criss = Tyler’s OTP

Troye Sivan + Zac Efron = Troye’s OTP

Tyler Oakley + Troye Sivan = World OTP

Why life must be so difficult… 

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20 hours ago[166,365 notes]reblog

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

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